tinyrats:

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

birdschoolforbirds:

silvaalarcon:

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

kin-bot:

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

kookybill:

on screen chemistry in call me by your name

quietgirls:

Soft™

searbao:

chitchatting

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

blackness-by-your-side:

💯

bepeu:

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..